Issue No. 66

Bet You Didn't Know THESE DC Landmarks Were on Barges, Too!

Fall Back! Mt. Pleasant Woman Excited to Have Extra Hour to Lay in Bed and Look at Phone

How to Have the Self-Confidence of DC Rats Running the Streets

So Brave! This Fredericksburg Woman Booked Her Holiday Flights Out of BWI Before Checking to See If Anyone Could Give Her A Ride

YOLO But Your Security Clearance is Forever

QUIZ: Is He Hot or Does He Just Work at NPR? 

How does his voice make you feel?

1. Informed and ready for the day

2. Flirty and dirty

Does he wear glasses?

1. Yes, he needs them because he reads so much

2. Yes, but they’re just to make him look smart

What does he wear to bed?

1. An old t-shirt from his undergrad debate team

2. Nothing at all, babyyyyyy

What did he get you for your birthday?

1. A canvas tote bag from your local NPR affiliate

2. His abs

Does he have a French accent?

1. Sadly, no

2. Oui oui

Where does he get his book recommendations?

1. The staff picks from Capitol Hill Books

2. Books? lol

Results: 

Mostly 1s: This guy works for NPR! He’s probably cute too?

Mostly 2s: Certified hottie! But maybe a little dumb?

Duolingo Threatens to Stab Tu Madre If You Don’t Practice Español Right Now 

Queen! Petworth Woman Won All Imaginary Fights in Her Head

Celebs in Hats That'll Make You Put one On and Then Take it Off Midday Because You Get Embarrassed

Slay! Neighborhood Rebrands to "Foggy Power Bottom'' to Attract LGBTQ+ Nightlife