Top Side Gigs for DC Cops 

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Written By The Cherry Swamp

Whole Foods and more: here are 10 jobs cops are qualified for (none of which are policing).

  • Sandwich artist

  • Feeding ducks on the mall

  • Brewmaster at DC Brau

  • Segway tour operator

  • Deloitte copywriter

  • Spy Museum docent

  • Luxury condo developer

  • Kindergarten cop

  • DC night mayor

  • Maryland driver’s ed teacher 

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