Five Tips for Doing the Bare Minimum at your Workplace's Secret Santa

1. A SmartTrip card you found on the street and were too lazy to see its balance.

2. An old bottle of wine your parents gave you six years ago and you didn’t have the courage to throw it away.

3. That old mix CD you still have from middle school that’s Avril Lavigne-heavy.

4. Regifting the thing that someone brought the year before, and the year before that, and the year before that. Everyone remembers the one gift that shows up every year! It’s a laugh!

5. It’s not just a can of beans, it’s a story for the rest of their life.