How does his voice make you feel?

1. Informed and ready for the day

2. Flirty and dirty

Does he wear glasses?

1. Yes, he needs them because he reads so much

2. Yes, but they’re just to make him look smart

What does he wear to bed?

1. An old t-shirt from his undergrad debate team

2. Nothing at all, babyyyyyy

What did he get you for your birthday?

1. A canvas tote bag from your local NPR affiliate

2. His abs

Does he have a French accent?

1. Sadly, no

2. Oui oui

Where does he get his book recommendations?

1. The staff picks from Capitol Hill Books

2. Books? lol

Results: 

Mostly 1s: This guy works for NPR! He’s probably cute too?

Mostly 2s: Certified hottie! But maybe a little dumb?