Six Easy Spells That Turn You Into a Gun So You Can Have Civil Rights

1. Wiggle your nose and ring a bell at a gun show
2. “Accio Bullshit!”
3. “Expelliarmus Susan Collins”
4. “Bam! POW! Pew pew pew, Batman!”
5. “Bang Bang”
6. “Double, double, toil and trouble.” Combine tears of Sinema, coal of Manchin, beer of Kavanaugh, and pubic hair of Thomas. “Like a hell-broth boil and bubble!”