Top Five Organs to Sell If You Want to Afford a House in DC

Science & Health
Written By The Cherry Swamp

  1. Your liver: Unlike your savings, it can regenerate itself!

  2. A section of intestine: Now you can have a yard🌻

  3. A lung: Breathe in your temperate air because now you can afford central heat AND air!

  4. Your eggs: Not an organ but it’s basically your entire down payment in Petworth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  5. A kidney: You might only have one kidney left but now you can have two and a half baths!

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