Valentine's Day Ideas that Say "Compass Rose Was Already Full When I Started Planning"

1. Reheat some leftovers! And since you cooked, she can do the dishes

2. Give your love a tropical plant from Trader Joe’s (Bonus: comes with free fungus gnats)

3. Unwrap a romantic dinner at home with whatever looked good from Wawa

4. Cash

5. Take your date to your friend Jared's Super Bowl party on the 13th

6. Give your long-term partner a homemade coupon book with ability to redeem a dinner at Compass Rose on a later date

7. Break up

8. McDonalds’ dollar menu always comes through in a clutch