Issue No. 60

200,000 Cats Reported In DC, One Million Rats Still Going Strong

Transplant Politicians Hate DC Food Scene; DCers Hate Them Right Back

Worst of Washington 2021: Middle Schooler Foot Traffic, Metro Carpet Juice, Swamp Ass, and More!  

Encouraged by Success of DC Art All Night, Nerds Unite for "Smart All Night" 

Zebras Easier to Find than Affordable One Bedroom Apartment in the DMV

Fashionistas Decry DC Thrift Shops Is Only Filled with Brooks Brothers Button Down Shirts and Sperry Top Siders 

DC is the Best Place for Singles; America has the Best Healthcare System; Santa, Toothfairy, and Easter Bunny are Real 

Dupont Woman Finds Perfect Bookshelf to Complete Pandemic Home Renovation; Existential Dread Asks "Now What?"

Georgetown Freshman No Longer Using Fake IDs, Instead Wear Skinny Jeans, Side Parts, and use 😂 to Fool Cashiers